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Well, not really Pagan, but so many of us are owned by Cats.....
LAW OF CAT INERTIA:
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless
acted upon by some outside force, such as the
opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.
LAW OF CAT MOTION:
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there
is a really good reason to change direction.
FIRST LAW OF CAT ENERGY CONSERVATION:
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor
destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy
as possible.
LAW OF BAG/BOX OCCUPANCY:
All bags and boxes in a given room must
contain a cat within the earliest possible
nanosecond.
LAW OF FURNITURE REPLACEMENT:
A cat's desire to scratch furniture is
directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.
LAW OF CAT COMPOSITION:
A cat is composed of matter plus Anti-matter
plus it doesn't matter.
LAW OF CAT OBEDIENCE:
As yet undiscovered.
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