So this Southern Belle takes a trip to New York City and stays a week. When she comes back, all her friends gather around her in her bedroom and listen to her tell them about the trip.
"Well," she says, "did you all know, that up there in New York City, there are men that kiss other men?"
"Oh really?" gasp her remarkably sheltered friends.
"Oh yes," she says, "and they call them 'homosexuals'." Her friends all nod.
"And did you know," she says, "that up there in New York City, they have women who kiss other women?"
"Oh really?" gasp all of her unbelieveably sheltered friends.
"Yes, and they call those women 'lesbians'." Her friends all nod, wide-eyed and speechless.
"And did you know, that up there in New York City, there are men that put there tongues in a woman's private parts?"
"Oh really?" squeal her extremely sheltered and unexperienced friends.
"What do they call them?" they all ask in unison.
"Well, girls," says the Southern Belle (with a wicked smile on her face) "I don't know what they call them up there, but I called mine,
'Precious'."
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Festival Quote: Hey man, I'm in a magic space..... Yes, and I've found a better one over there..... 
